The secret to getting away with having 2 girlfriends: lint brush.

I like dogs but I’ll never want to date a girl that does that move where she pick up the dog’s shit with an inside out plastic bag. That whole practice disgusts me. What’s wrong with the world? Why is everyone fine with doing this? Are you all crazy? I’ve done that, it’s nasty. I don’t have a solution for easy dog shit pick up but there must be a better way. 

How Romantic: the truth about marriage. May be offensive to some… as the cold hard truth can so often be.